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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 13:29
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Weight stigma isn’t just cruel — it makes losing weight harder - CNN
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
There Is A Very Particular Reason Why Baboons Travel In Straight Lines - IFLScience
Just Forget it!
So they tried
No way
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Buffalo Trace Adds Eagle Rare 12 To Its Permanent Lineup Of Age-Stated Bourbons - Forbes
No, not a chance
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Qui eaque occaecati facere et.
Still no good
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Scientists have discovered 'third state' between life and death - WKRC
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Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Stock futures drop on rising geopolitical risk as Israel-Iran attacks continue: Live updates - CNBC
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Several Psychiatric Disorders Share The Same Root Cause, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.